my name is alex and i like sad things and hot guys

(Source: tylerfromspace)

hannibaalecter:

Hannibal Lecter meme [2/9 three-piece suits] - brown suit

(Source: kenny-omegas-boner)

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

truezodiacfact:

I work at a big chain bookstore. Someone at another store found this while tidying up the children’s department.

frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

(Source: aroharveyspecter)

fangirl challenge: [4/5] openings - Dexter

scumoftheocean:

Same

(Source: charleskinbote)

 Fortune favors the brave, dude.

(Source: a-torvs)

sealsthedeals:

castielinablanket:

pippin-and-other-drugs:

remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series

remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him

^^^^^This 

(Source: bloodtraitor)

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

nemoniknemonik:

heateusmeme - [5/6] fave scenes: Freddie Lounds investigating Will Graham’s barn (Naka-choko)

"There really is a very good explanation for all this."

"I don’t want to hear it."

(Source: maeby-funke)

the-frostiest-of-butts:

what kind of communist bullshit is this

the-frostiest-of-butts:

what kind of communist bullshit is this

name-the-blue-rose:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

I had no idea this was so common. Damn.